Welcome to my first ever advice blog. You might find yourself wondering why you’d seek my help. Well, if it helps, I’m a Virgo.
If you’re staring at the screen in a daze, well I’ll explain!
I don’t base my whole life around my astrological sign. I think of round glasses, crazy cat lady with tote bags made of hemp, frizzled hair, and bonkers. I’m sorry if I offended anyone. I’m at least one of the mentioned descriptions — I do love me some cats! Anywho, I can relate to most of what my sign says about me, because I am blunt, I am honest and I do care a lot. I come off cold though.
Which leads me to my next point, why would you want to hear advice from a bluntly honest cold bitch? Well, why not? I’m not going to sprinkle you with candies and cry with you. I’ll tell you honestly what I think you should do! If you don’t want to then hey my feelings won’t be hurt.
All of my life, I feel like I’ve been the go to friend for advice. I’m logical and analytical when it comes to finding solutions to real life problems, just don’t ask me to do math, not my thang. I have a physical disability that I was born with so having that made me someone who was on the outside looking in. I would observe everything from afar and learned from it.
I’m not trying to come off as a know-it-all bitch, sometimes I’ve been perceived that way, but truly, I just want to help others.
If you want no non-sense, analytical, straight-forward, cut and dry, nitty gritty advice. Just email me at email@example.com